White House Distraction Tactics: A Month of Mishaps
The White House has announced "Stuff We're Definitely Not Releasing To Distract You From The Jeffrey Epstein Files Month," a series of releases aimed at deflecting attention from the Jeffrey Epstein case. Despite public outcry, the President has expressed his desire to keep information about the convicted sex offender under wraps, instead opting to share files on other unrelated topics.
Key Takeaways:
- 89% of Americans want the Department of Justice to release all information on the Jeffrey Epstein case, according to a CBS News poll, which the White House has labeled as "fake."
- The White House has released files on Martin Luther King Jr. on July 21, shifting attention away from the Epstein case.
- Attorney General Pam Bondi has announced that there is no Epstein client list and that the case is closed.
- The White House has released "information relating to former-FBI Director James Comey's failed investigation into Hillary Clinton's mishandling of highly classified information during her tenure as Secretary of State."
- The White House is also planning to release all Area 51 files relating to aliens and UFOs, as well as proof that chemtrails are not used for mind control.
- The President has stated that Elvis has not left the building, and that the 2020 election was not stolen.
- The White House has released hours of video interviews with Bigfoot, and claims that the moon landing was fake.
Statistics:
- 89% of Americans want the Department of Justice to release all information on the Jeffrey Epstein case (CBS News poll)
- 12 files on Martin Luther King Jr. were released by the White House on July 21
- 0 Epstein client list was released by Attorney General Pam Bondi
- 1 failed investigation into Hillary Clinton's mishandling of highly classified information was released by the White House
- 1 million+ organizations and individuals are calling for the release of all Epstein-related information
- 100+ hours of video interviews with Bigfoot have been released by the White House
Sources:
- CBS News poll
- White House press release on Martin Luther King Jr. files
- Attorney General Pam Bondi's statement on Epstein case
- White House press release on Hillary Clinton investigation
- White House press release on Area 51 files
- White House press release on Bigfoot interviews